the wrong side of the bed

Friday, April 23, 2004

10 minutes to wapner

when i was a kid, my parents (cruelly) called me "rain man" because of a film by the same name. i guess they saw some similarities between me and a severely autistic adult. i used to "have to" take a shower at exactly 9pm every night and i would only wear black shoes with black soles and black shoelaces. when they were feeling more kind, my parents would just say that i had a lot of rules. well, it seems i have a new rule: never pay a bill on time. not because i don't have the money. just... because. it's my rule. leave me alone.
11:04 PM


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