the wrong side of the bed

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

lose my head

well, autumn and i just tore the union apart looking for the things i lost yesterday at the TAA meeting, but to no avail. here is what i am now without:

an assortment of travel-sized soaps
two pens that also have bubble wands
a reader's digest
a symphony bar
a butterfinger
two packages of peanuts
two packages of almonds
a box of hot tamales
a crossword puzzle book
5 twenty dollar bills
an orange

i'm pretty upset because i really wanted to know about "life in these here united states" and about katie couric. and i truly needed some vitamin C.

oh, yeah, and i also really needed $100. i'm a fucking moron. from now on i'm hot gluing my belongs to me.
3:15 PM


Post a Comment