the wrong side of the bed
Sunday, May 16, 2004
project: crushed out!
i have a card that i have been sitting on for months now. i'm just waiting for someone to give it to. here's how it reads:
IN ONE HOUR I CAN MAKE 20 3-MINUTE EGGS
I'm an honest tax payer and a responsible consumer.
I've got ketchup packets in my glove compartment, and I
have to jiggle the handle to make my toilet stop running.
By all this I just mean to say that I'm a reasonably normal
person with a reasonably normal life. That is, except for the
increasingly obvious fact that I have a raging crush on you.
so, um, yeah. you see how i really need to get on this, right? i'm mean, this card isn't getting any younger, you know.
IN ONE HOUR I CAN MAKE 20 3-MINUTE EGGS
I'm an honest tax payer and a responsible consumer.
I've got ketchup packets in my glove compartment, and I
have to jiggle the handle to make my toilet stop running.
By all this I just mean to say that I'm a reasonably normal
person with a reasonably normal life. That is, except for the
increasingly obvious fact that I have a raging crush on you.
so, um, yeah. you see how i really need to get on this, right? i'm mean, this card isn't getting any younger, you know.
2:27 PM
4 Comments:
If you are going to quote that card, you should cite the website that is listed on the back of it. Please give credit!
what is the website listed on the back of it? I have been looking for that card company for AGES!!!
http://www.knockknock.biz/home.php
i don't think they make that card anymore, but here is their website. they have LOTS of really cute products. clever and nicely designed.
i don't think they make that card anymore, but here is their website. they have LOTS of really cute products. clever and nicely designed.
I hope you found someone amazing to give that card to. I have a copy of it, have had it for over a decade....mostly because I lost my nerve, and of course, predictably, she slipped away....
