the wrong side of the bed

i've been meaning to post about a crush that i have, and angela has given me the perfect opportunity to do so. interestingly, i have a crush on the same person she mentions in her post. hands off, girls! he's, um, mine, i mean, um, not available! i don't think i've got it as bad as ang does, but it still stings, don't it?

i have been trying to foster harmless crushes of late. i'm not very good at it. i tend to lose interest or else become at bit of a stalker (i'm quick to consult google on everyone i meet). i was doing pretty well with a particular crush (this one different from angela's) for awhile until angela and i decided that the individual in question was sort of mean. i did, however, while still in full crush mode, accost said person in a bar demanding to know his opinion of angela's theory #6. it was a shining moment. i think i have to add a seventh theory to angela's list, at least as it pertains to me.

theory 7: i'm an asshole. an obnoxious, mean asshole. who'd wanna date that?