the wrong side of the bed
Thursday, May 13, 2004
spousal hire me!!!
i'd been thinking lately that the only hope i have in this world is to be a spousal hire. i'm pretty mediocre as a grad student and i lack drive, but i'd be very happy to teach and think and make fun of other faculty members. isn't that what it is all about? but, god, don't make me work hard! instead, marry me! then i can take it easy, daddy-o.
so, that was my plan. my other plan is to leave grad school and open a toy store. but i need health insurance. so, if you are canadian, marry me! then we can peddle toys.
if you marry me, i promise to keep my area clean.
so, that was my plan. my other plan is to leave grad school and open a toy store. but i need health insurance. so, if you are canadian, marry me! then we can peddle toys.
if you marry me, i promise to keep my area clean.
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