the wrong side of the bed
Thursday, November 04, 2004
going to the chapel... a lot!
in case anyone out there is keeping track of this, please note that i am invited six weddings this coming summer. six.
That's a whole lotta tulle.
geez! somebody needs to back off, that's just way too many for one person. (and it's not going to be me)
i know! and i only get to be in one of the weddings! i like to be in wedding parties. i think it is funny that someone as bitter, crazy, and anti-marriage as i am gets to stand up on behalf of the bride or groom. listen, friends, consider putting me in the wedding if you are gonna make me go at all.
how do we know you won't sabotage it?