the wrong side of the bed

Sunday, February 06, 2005


i finished almost all of my laundry this weekend. i have one load left (yes, i let a lot of laundry accumulate), but i had to stop. why? well, i could lie to you and say that one of my neighbors needed to do some wash, but the truth is it was getting dark and i'm afraid of basements! i know, it is ridiculous, but everytime i am in a basement, i start having visions of being hacked to pieces by escaped killers. this fear is worse when it is dark. basements never have enough lighting. at night they are full of dark corners. dark corners in which knife-wielding lunatics lurk.

so, i've still got some dirty clothes. and some weird paranoias.
9:19 PM


Sister Eden and I had John the Axe Man living in our basement.
You should note that I had cat ramps built in my new house's basement.
Blogger Belle Reve, at 12:26 PM  
it's because you grew up in texas where basements haven't been invented yet. you aren't used to them.
Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:30 PM  

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