the wrong side of the bed
Monday, February 28, 2005
my parents lack imagination
lately i have been getting a lot of spam emails. mostly about "mmomys" and the things they are willing to do. i don't mind spam because it is easy enough to delete messages. in the past few weeks i have begun to look forward to my daily spam. why? suddenly instead of getting emails from email@example.com, i am getting messages from "Varsity E. Presumably" and "Laurence G. Uncompressed." why, why, why am i just dorotha lynn harried? why couldn't i have a father like jeremy who might have named me cheddar bay freese?
I don't know what the Harrieds were thinking when they chose Lynn as a middle name. Very vanilla.