the wrong side of the bed
Saturday, February 05, 2005
wish it was.... monday?
i hate the weekend. it's a new thing with me. i hate, hate, hate the weekend. i'm hungry. i have no food in my house. i lack the will to order something for delivery. i lack the will to walk to the corner store. i think that i am sad. i know i am.
at least i did some laundry. i will sleep on clean sheets tonight. i will wear clean underwear tomorrow.
update: i did three loads of laundry. i left a tube of cotton candy flavored lip balm in the pocket of a pair of jeans that i washed in the second load. i ruined a whole slew of shirts. ah, i will wear them anyway. i am a slob. perhaps no one will even remark on it, that is how unremarkable my slovenliness is.
at least i did some laundry. i will sleep on clean sheets tonight. i will wear clean underwear tomorrow.
update: i did three loads of laundry. i left a tube of cotton candy flavored lip balm in the pocket of a pair of jeans that i washed in the second load. i ruined a whole slew of shirts. ah, i will wear them anyway. i am a slob. perhaps no one will even remark on it, that is how unremarkable my slovenliness is.
6:00 PM
2 Comments:
somebody buy this girl a will! remember: where there's a will... there's a way.
-a.p.
, at -a.p.
I used to managed a pet supply store. A customer had a return. Her cat had died. Seemed she'd thrown her husband's shoes into the dryer.
Forget the lint trap; please remember to check the inside of the dryer.
Forget the lint trap; please remember to check the inside of the dryer.