the wrong side of the bed

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

i will get me some babes! i don't care what i have to do!!!!

thanks to madison's coreweekly, i now have the phrase "bitch shield" in my vocabulary. it is not unlike the phrase cock block, but seems more deliberate on the part of the woman in question. so, a bitch shield is "what an attractive woman uses to fend of potential suitors who don't live up to her high standards." i don't know if a woman deploys her own bitch shield or if a friend can throw one up that will protect the attractive woman. if it is the latter, i would like to offer my services to the hot women of madison as a bitch shield for hire.

i have also picked up these tips on flirting with women. i like #8 the best.
12:59 PM

3 Comments:

Cockblocking is definitely deliberate.
Blogger A+, at 9:29 PM  
Also? #2 is totally my trick. I swear.
Blogger A+, at 1:13 AM  
The interesting thing about cockblocking is that it can happen entirely inside a man's head, though. He only has to THINK he had a chance.
Blogger Rhymes With Scrabble, at 1:10 PM  

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