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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

connie things i should try for this job

ENERGETIC TANNING CONSULTANT
If you are Self Motivated, Results Driven, Friendly & Outgoing, we have the perfect workplace for you! Competitive wage & benefits based on experience. Madison Tanning Company is a premier Wisconsin business. Applications at 12 statewide locations or madisontanning.com.
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4 Comments:

Self motivated and results driven seem a little contradictory to me...do they want you to be driven by yourself or by results?
Blogger susannah, at 12:21 AM  
i think the bigger question is what kind of results do they want at a tanning salon? crispy?
Blogger dorotha, at 8:46 AM  
I WILL succeed in my evil plan to TURN EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN MADISON A SICKLY SHADE OF ORANGE!! BWAH HA HA HA HAHAHAHA!!!
Blogger astrid jane, at 6:45 PM  
i'm so glad you've found your calling Dorotha!

love,
joe
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