the wrong side of the bed

Friday, February 24, 2006

make it stop!!!!

college towns suck. there is nothing more horrible than neighbors who come home from bars and have stupid "parties" 15 minutes after bar time. arghh! it isn't even really a party. i can tell that it is just 4 or 5 drunk people listening missy elliot waaaay to loud. it is times like these that i wish i could just throw rocks at people. or maybe i could train an army of gnats to swarm at my command. gnats would be a pretty benign way to break something like this up.

or maybe snakes. or a jackal.
2:23 AM


what about a jackal infested with a swarm of gnats with snakes for eyes and the ability to cough out projectile rocks?

i'd stop partying.
Blogger Henry, at 7:29 AM  
Sigh. I feel your pain. Are these the new folks next door? or downstairs?

Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:55 AM  
I was going to vote for the jackal, but then I saw henry's suggestion and obviously that is way better.

Sometimes I feel annoyed at my neighbors for laughing too much. I know this is unreasonable.
Blogger Rhymes With Scrabble, at 11:29 AM  

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