the wrong side of the bed
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Now I will have nothing for my memoir
I've never been good at tag because I am slow. This is something you may not know about me but could probably guess. I can't outrun Goat Boy and am going to have to play the 6 things you probably don't know about me game. Alright, you win.
This is hard because I talk about myself too much.
#1 I smoked cigarettes for about a month when I was 19. I didn't inhale properly and probably never experienced any of the drug effects. The final time I smoked, I actually did inhale. I was almost immediately ill and threw up so hard that I broke blood vessels around my eyes. I steer clear of all things that require the inhalation of smoke. I also don't like burning marshmallows when I make s'mores. Not really the same thing, I know, but it does require being awfully close to burning wood. I roast my marshmallows at a distance. I don't even eat marshmallows because they are made with gelatin, so it doesn't really matter.
#2 I have never shoplifted. I know it may seem like I might have been a moody teen that stole from Walgreen's after school and then hung out at the park, but I wasn't. And I never would have broken any rules in high school. I have, however, stolen from my employers. Mostly office supplies, but also lots and lots of toys and stickers. Whatever. I was underpaid. As I TA I was also underpaid, and maybe should have been harvesting my students' brains, the very brains that I was molding.
#3 I have never done a cartwheel. Not a surprise at all, as I am the world's clumsiest human being. You might have thought I have, though, so it is good that we have cleared this up.
#4 I don't care what color M&M I am eating. For awhile when I was a kid, I thought that maybe I should only want to eat green ones, but who gives a flip? They all taste the same.
#5 Despite being a vegetarian, it is difficult for me to resist fish and chips. Once every couple of years, I break.
#6 I can be bought.
Picking someone to tag is going to be a challenge because a lot of my friends have gone underground.... how about Caryeoke?
This is hard because I talk about myself too much.
#1 I smoked cigarettes for about a month when I was 19. I didn't inhale properly and probably never experienced any of the drug effects. The final time I smoked, I actually did inhale. I was almost immediately ill and threw up so hard that I broke blood vessels around my eyes. I steer clear of all things that require the inhalation of smoke. I also don't like burning marshmallows when I make s'mores. Not really the same thing, I know, but it does require being awfully close to burning wood. I roast my marshmallows at a distance. I don't even eat marshmallows because they are made with gelatin, so it doesn't really matter.
#2 I have never shoplifted. I know it may seem like I might have been a moody teen that stole from Walgreen's after school and then hung out at the park, but I wasn't. And I never would have broken any rules in high school. I have, however, stolen from my employers. Mostly office supplies, but also lots and lots of toys and stickers. Whatever. I was underpaid. As I TA I was also underpaid, and maybe should have been harvesting my students' brains, the very brains that I was molding.
#3 I have never done a cartwheel. Not a surprise at all, as I am the world's clumsiest human being. You might have thought I have, though, so it is good that we have cleared this up.
#4 I don't care what color M&M I am eating. For awhile when I was a kid, I thought that maybe I should only want to eat green ones, but who gives a flip? They all taste the same.
#5 Despite being a vegetarian, it is difficult for me to resist fish and chips. Once every couple of years, I break.
#6 I can be bought.
Picking someone to tag is going to be a challenge because a lot of my friends have gone underground.... how about Caryeoke?
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Tuesday, June 06, 2006
6/6/06
happy national day of slayer!!! for extra fun, check this out. make sure to follow the sociology link at the top.
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Friday, June 02, 2006
fizzy lifting drink
this cracks me up: nothing makes me burp more than the combination of peanut butter and a coke. seriously. i had an english muffin with peanut butter and a diet coke for breakfast and i am belching up a storm, um, of peanut butter scented burps. hee!
stand back, world.
stand back, world.
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